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But before he even has a chance to mumble something unintelligible in a really deep voice under his breath, he finds himself in the race of his life! We here at RiffTrax regret even having to point out that he sounds like your Great Aunt Vivian sending you out for her third pack of Pall Malls of the day. To be precise, the data from the National Enjoyment Council shows a Focus on the dogs There is nothing at all silly about that. Can Jack save Princess Elaine from the evil sorcerer Pendragon? Photos Add Image Add an image Do you have any images for this title? Country boy and overalls-with-no-shirt-underneath enthusiast William finds his world turned upside-down when his family picks up and moves from drab rural poverty in Georgia to bleak urban poverty in Harlem.

That the shoot will take place in Tunesia where the traditional fig liquor “bokha” is readily available to cast and crew alike simply means that the raiding will get off to a particularly rousing start. The ostensible story involves a group of upstanding young high school students who succumb to the allure of the “killer weed. Will he freak out and begin hitting Mike with a folding chair? Jed, Aardvark, Daryl, Arturo and their brave, though prone-to-sniveling compatriot Robert played by the prone-to-sniveling C. His exoskeleton alone makes it literally impossible for him to come out of his shell until it’s time to molt — and at that point he’s too vulnerable for a relationship. Do you like the Lord of the Rings films but find they move too quickly and make too much sense? But the shame they endured, along with the suffering of their long-neglected wives and children, is your gain. Salt of the earth, Peter MacNicol, but it’s not him.

Why does his wife seem withdrawn and narcoleptic? The dead are walking, and they hunger for human flesh. And so they came, a ragtag group of heroes in a beat-up pickup, complete with a beat-up gun rack: As to the rest of the cast — it’s the darndest thing, but I can’t recall that there was anyone else even in the movie.

He bravely manages to get himself stuck almost immediately. But being a spider naturally puts him on the bad side of Norman Osborn, the chdistmas head of OsCorp Industries who manages to find enough time in his day to moonlight as an evil goblin played by real life evil goblin Willem Dafoe. To quote the soundtrack, “Da da da-da, da da-da! Now imagine you are Matt Damon.

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Every now and then a sequel comes along that is arguably superior to the original film. Which, if you haven’t seen it, is really terrible.

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I get it now. However, we run into trouble when movies don’t specify how we should abbreviate their titles, and competing, non-standard abbreviations are adopted. This is a major gripe that we have with just about every single movie that has ever come out: Like a previously worn diaper, Cjristmas Matrix has been Reloaded!

It turned out to have gotten a lot of the details right. The Carnival of Souls is a lot like that, only with the addition of organ music!

And not A Very Unlucky Leprechaun — which we haven’t done yet but are seriously mulling over. It offers THE authoritative biography of this under-appreciated representative of the species Equus asinus. Food scraps, old batteries, syringes, grandpa. Along the way, we meet up with supporting characters Mr. For Best of RiffTrax: Run, don’t stumble-walk-with-accursed-goat-legs to watch RiffTrax Live: Before packing, the disks were sent to Roger in Product Management who viewed each and every DVD in its entirety to assure quality.

Try Best Actress Oscar winners Charlize Theron and Frances McDormand, who must have done some hard drinking together the night before they signed up to play members of a spy sect called the “Monicans” for some reason. Includes a live riffing of the short ‘Buying Food’. The bottom line on this ledger shows an aggregate surplus of laughs, as Mike is joined by Kevin Murphy for one fiscally sound RiffTrax! Hear the crew kick some serious ice in this, the first ever fan-written Rifftrax!

Birdemic is now available as a VOD! Wait — slight error there. The point is, it is the perfect partnership with which to assail the enemies of freedom, i. In fact they were so eager to join Mr.

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Reefer Madness was that show, and now you finally have the chance to relive all the laughs, chortles, and fancy headresses on DVD! A spine-tingling thrill ride that moves from the exotic poker tables of Montenegro, to the exotic hotel rooms of Montenegro, then back to the poker tables, then the rooms again, then rifftra return visit to the poker table for a more extended stay, then a short rest and back to the shrts table!

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Also, his policy of not actually acting.

And Bea Arthur stretches her talent by playing a woman. One measure of this film’s pervasive influence is the extent to which its title continues to be invoked in news stories about decriminalization and medical marijuana. But Chrismtas, Kevin and Bill put aside their collective disappointment over it wagch being I, Ronman and give it the most iron fortified RiffTrax yet! Having bad experiences with toilets is the closest thing he has to a personality. Mike, Kevin and Bill at long last take on the legendary Ed Wood classic in a new, soon to be classic Rifftrax.

Just how the 90s would have wanted it. Whatever it is, it’s up to no good, pulling off masterful rigftrax such as moving keys off the counter, and gradually shifting a door while Micah and Katie sleep. The comedy event of comes to Blu-ray! Its ruthless CEO, J. Folks, there is wqtch dancing around this issue: A disturbed patient who thinks he is the orangutan from Poe’s The Murders in the Rue Morgue is mistakenly given super-adrenaline which evidently exists causing him to give one of the most eccentric performances in the history of film.

And the differences don’t end there: Maniac starts conventionally enough, when a Vaudeville-impersonator-turned-lab-assistant-to-a-mad-scientist refuses his bosses reasonable request that he shoot himself in the heart and offer his corpse as wafch experimental subject.

The epic story of tiny men doing very important things continues.