Ding-dong, doodily doodily doo. Meanwhile, Nathan buys a new favorite toy for the band: King Diamond of the eponymous band Songs included: It’s Murderface’s birthday and the whole band realizes that he’s the hardest guy in the world to shop for. Is Dethklok selling out? Since Dethklok’s withdrawal from the public following the purported Dethwater Live “fan attack”, the world economy teeters on the brink of disaster.

Their soporific lullaby works until Murderface’s newly reactivated Dethphone rings. He samples everything from Christianity to Satanism before finding his true church. Dethklok finds themselves in a sticky situation when two Internet geeks threaten to bring down Dethklok with their advanced Photoshopping skills. Photos Add Image Add an image Do you have any images for this title? Share this Rating Title: A jingle for international coffee moguls, the Duncan Hills Coffee corporation.

Oh, no, we leaves all the food at that food place. And yes, Dethklok will reunite with a particular rock and roll clown. William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface.

He samples everything from Christianity to Satanism before finding his true church. The band records an album in the Mariana Trench in a nuclear submarine. Meanwhile Murderface ringleads the ultimate Christmas special that ends up being backed by the Christian church. Afterwards, Crozier and Cardinal Ravenwood meet to discuss Selatcia.

Well, here’s an idea.

Rockzo, around by investing Dethklok’s vacation fund. Season 1 Season 2 Season 3 Season 4 Metalocalypse: With Toki – the diabetic scaredy cat – out of Mordhaus, Skwisgaar and Murderface act out and over do it with candy and scary movies.

While the world awaits the final Dethklok performance, members of the band prepare for their post-Dethklok careers. They negotiate with the Blues Devil voiced by King Diamond ‘s Kim Petersen for “blues fame” distinct from their metal fameshowing great skill in reading music business legal contracts, in contrast to their overall business incompetence.

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When the ten-years-sober “Snakes ‘N’ Barrels” are given experimental psychotropic drugs before their performance, the result is something beyond brutal. Additional information Networks [adult swim]. Never before have so many people travelled so far for such a short song.


Come on, don’t be a dick, be a dude. By using this site, you agree to the Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. Uncomfortable and embarrassed, Dethklok painfully endures while their parents are in town for a visit. Gentlemen Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree. List of Metalocalypse episodes. A documentary on Pickles’ pre-Dethklok band Snakes N’ Barrels airs, causing renewed interest and prompting the band to reunite.

While Dethklok’s manager, Charles Offdensen, is absent cleaning up hundreds of problems caused by the band, Dethklok double books a gig-between Syria and Israel on the same day.

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Since the producer had previously written all the reviews for the film before it was even finished, Business News Weekly’s mmetalocalypse page reads, “World’s Greatest Movie Destroyed! What do you mean booze ain’t food?

As Dethklok hosts the most important dinner of their career, the divvying of album credits, over tagging on social networking sites, and fights over a girl come to head. Pickles starts a winery for the most alcoholic wine ever, Nathan and Swkisgaar look for a brand new sound that doesn’t suck, and Toki works with Murderface on his campaign for congressman.

In Maythis season became available on Hulu Plus. The clown manages to capture some important documents, but rather than chase him as he escapes, Offdensen orders the Klokateers to follow him so they can see where he goes.

Two brothers who operate Dethklok’s biggest fan website attempt to pirate the song and extort the band. Fatty grunts and squeals like a pig. This was prevalent in this episode as it followed Toki, whose Norwegian accent is a great source of comedy, but we should be laughing just as hard if not harder at the situations he is put in, as his grasp of our language. Rockzo and Toki’s sudden friendship has the rest of Dethklok uneasy.


It’s called a grocery store, you douche bags!

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The Tribunal plots to permanently erase Pickles’ mind with a new superdrug they have created: This page was last edited on 14 Octoberat Are you aware of the fate of our last restaurant helicopter chef? You’re all in charge of putting together one dish and don’t just buy booze!

He concedes, but before he has the opportunity, she falls down several flights of stairs and is knocked into a coma. Season 1 Episode 6. There was an error posting your review. After being humiliated by Murderface’s prank calls, Skwisgaar and Toki swear revenge. Toki swears off rock and roll sluts to find a REAL relationship. The first is Burzums, the restaurant, which is a reference to Norwegian one-man band Burzum.

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Dethklok is finally lured back into the outside world with their protective “pelvic-thrust epizode belts” to be a part of the world’s largest public execution of criminals in recorded history. Tired of taking verbal abuse from his bandmate, Toki writes a tell-all book called Skwisgaar Is Ams Dick and takes over as Dethklok’s lead guitarist.

Selatcia voice Victor Brandt Dark clouds have rolled in and static electricity is in the air. Pickles reunites with his old hair band, “Snakes ‘N’ Barrels”, which has the rest of Dethklok worried that their drummer episose leave them. Nathan holds up key to the Murdercycle, swaying.

He ain’t cooked a damn thing all day long.